April 16, 2007
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I managed to piss off two Navy chiefs and get on the shitlist of the entire SACO office this drill weekend. No, I didn't pop on a drug test, but I managed to get so wasted last night that my hangover (actually I may still have been legally drunk) this morning would cloud my judgement when doing things, especially in the presence of others that outrank me. Long story short, when someone outranks me tells me or my junior Marines to do something incredibly stupid (and will usually pull rank as added stupidity), I tell them to go fuck themselves (very Navy thinking here). Thus, I am hated by those that outrank me, idolized by those that work for me, and the worst headache of my boss when he has to do damage control.
In fact, I think I'm the reason that caused my boss to start drinking again. Oh wait, I bought those shots for him.... almost forgot that part. Yeah yeah, details details.
Basically saying, I think the lethal combination of cynisism, alcohol, not caring about the short year I have left in the Corps, and my general distaste of dumb people can cause me to do dumber actions that usually jeopardizes any diplomatic bearing that I once had at any given time. I need to work on that.
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Back to my Chuck Norris stitch again, I have finally convinced myself that if I was as cool as Chuck, I would get more respect than a four-star General, and get more panties flying in my direction than some pansy like Justin Timberlake. Hell, even some hulking beast of a man like Ray Lewis would bow like a Japanese department store lady in my sensational presence.
Then I told my buddes my recent revelation, get laughed at like a circus midget, and then get wasted. Really, really wasted. Oh wait, I forgot...... I was already wasted when I came up with this unearthing vision of glory. In reality, not only am I a few hundred degrees of black-belt behind, but quite possibly, my Mom with arthritis can do a roundhouse-kick better than I could ever do in my life. Worst of all, I can't grow a beard or any chest hair either.
But just remember-- Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
Comments (10)
Awesome dude... friggin' awesome.
Yeah, there are definitely grads who do not fail to perpetuate the negative stigma associated with military academy grads. It's a fucken shame. But then there ARE a few of us who realize how much WE DON'T KNOW and humbly beseech the mentoring of SNCO's. The guys who give us bad names are the ones who have made me become so disenchanted over the years.
it's funny that you would say such things due to clouded thinking... lol. when clouded thinking makes more sense than regular thinking in the corps, then you know something might be wrong.
and don't forget, that vision of glory may never be yours. tsk tsk, even thinking of chuck. lol.
poor new join, please by nice to him and don't analy rape him lol
You got bad attitude down to an art form. Ok I like it
Hey if the Chiefs give you too much of a problem duck down a bit and they won't be able to see you over their front overhangs. Sailor Senior NCOs are the nastiest in the armed forces.
remember my friend Rachael from my birthday party last year? she goes to VT and witnessed the shooting. She's a wreck right now.... i feel like crying right now.
You ever watch the show NCIS? Of course you do, all marines watch it. You remind me of Mark Harmon's character on the show-- MAJOR issues with authority.
At lest half of the people in this nation own guns now and always have. Take that into account and our problem is with certain urban cultures in this nation. It is a very small percentage of the people than cause a problem.
RYC
No better words.
I have a guy that come around my site who thinks we should have done a Dresden or two on them, just to pacify them. Good God those poor people have been through enough with out us killing most of them and burning down there cities.
hahaha holy shit man! well im sure they were assholes.
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