January 17, 2007
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I'm kind of scared of going back to school. Especially when you've been out working, making a decent living, out in the work force with a shirt and tie on, going back to school with a bunch of not-so-bright fratboys and sororitysluts kind of frightens me. Yet at the same time-- who DOESN'T like college life? Wake up, eat, go back to sleep, go to class (optional), drink tons of beer, get fat, meet some nice freshmen ladies.... you know, and all that and more.
I've resorted these days down to some furious gym and track time and get some results, and going to the shooting range and come home smelling like fresh gunpowder every other day. To end the day, I take all the windy backroads with my car (and its re-tuned suspension) and zip through the corners like Initial D. However, the ride is so stiff now that running over pebbles on the road feels like the Kobe earthquake.
I've gone back to playing the Sims 2 again, and time sure flies when you play that game. I made a manwhore character I profoundly named 'Douche Bagalow' (inspired by a famous manwhore). You get to pick a Sim's aspiration in life, which for my guy it was "Romance" (meaning try to sleep with as many people as possible). So I got to get my Sim to sleep with like 20 or more different females already that he gets to meet, and got him promoted on several occasions at his job by going out on dates and sleeping with his female boss.
Come on, its not workplace sexual harassment when its consensual on both people.
At least, not in a silly videogame.
Comments (2)
Yeah I shot a lot, and worked out a ton when I was unemployed.
School is actually not too bad compared to work. These days, I envy those fraternity brothers of mine who are always playing video games while I have to work my ass off for shitty grades. Damn, undergrad was awesome.
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