May 26, 2007

  • Anybody watch that catfight clip of Rosie O Donnell vs. Elisabeth Hassellbeck?    First of all, The View is a retarded show to begin with.  Watching four women talking about politics, war, and the media when they know close to nothing about starts to get boring after a while.  But I love that fat obnoxious pig Rosie and the blonde right-wing bimbo Elisabeth go in their little catfights every once in a while.  I bet if Donald Trump gave them two boxing gloves and charged people up the ass for tickets to watch them fight for 12 rounds, he'd make a killing.


    If you saw the clip, its pretty much a video snapshot of how America has gone wrong.  This goes against everything our forefathers believed in.  Our millenium pop-culture is hell-bent on being in-your-face, close minded, and rude.  On public television, it doesn't matter what your opinions are, you shouldn't resort to getting personal, nasty, and demeaning.  However, I myself could give a shit less these days-- people watch that stuff for the entertainment value, and it probably gives them good network ratings.


    Elisabeth Hassellbeck however, is one serious piece of ass:


    elisabeth-hasselbeck-boobs-3


    I believe her rack speaks louder than words.


    I can't make up my mind about her though.  I'd love to tell her how much I want to bend her over her own desk, but the crazy bible-thumping blondie strikes me as the type who might get offended if I wanted a little ass-play.  And she seems extremely childish.  I think she would fare a better career doing pornography than repeating everything that Bill O'Rielly says on FOX news anyway.


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    Oh, and have a good Memorial Day weekend.  Stuff your faces, get alcohol poisoning-- come on, how often do you get a chance to go to 4 BBQ's in a row and gain 15 lbs in a span of 2 days?


    But most importantly, remember that your friends halfway across the globe in some shitstain on the map called Iraq is getting shot at, haven't showered, most likely haven't had much sex lately, and worst of all-- have no beer.  So load up and eat & drink some more for them, ok?  Pray for them.


    Meanwhile, I'm going back to bed to sleep off my hangover.  Me and a certain lady called Tequila (with tabasco sauce added) do not get along at all.  I'm waiting on the pictures, JB.

Comments (7)

  • I'm definitely going to be thinking of them while I relax this weekend. Makes me sick that they still have to be in danger.

  • "I can't make up my mind about her though. I'd love to tell her how much I want to bend her over her own desk, but the crazy bible-thumping blondie strikes me as the type who might get offended if I wanted a little ass-play. And she seems extremely childish. I think she would fare a better career doing pornography than repeating everything that Bill O'Rielly says on FOX news anyway."

    Ok I will be back to kick you ass latter. And that rack you love so much, she's pregnant

  • A prayer to all serving and who paid the ultimate sacrifice...   

  • i'm sending One Bullet Away over to Lt. Cyril. maybe you have some other suggestions?
    i feel he's going through exactly what you were talking about.

    take care, homeslice.

  • But you gotta respect both the pig and the piece of ass- somehow they convinced people to hire them on a nationally popular TV show.  I like Rosie....

    I don't think I'll gain any weight this summer, not even from Memorial Day. I'm already sweating pounds of water hourly.

  • nice rack indeed.

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