March 22, 2007

• Ravi gave me a wonderful idea yesterday that if some ass-pirate of a ricer whom double-parks (intentional or just plain horrendous parking job, which is usually the case) on campus..... especially if they don't have parking permits, I would put my PSI pen to good use.  Or in my case, a regular pen would work.  And let all air out of one of the tires with it.  Some asshole with a black Honda del-sol (del-slow) double-parked in my spot two days in a row now, I think its fair that if he wants to make me park two garages over half a mile away, his tires aren't going to have much air.

  
  

  I know, I'm a dick too.

  
  

  And I don't get the reason why when ricers spot another ricer or just an actual fast car in general, they feel the need to rev their engine or peel out in a show of force (or lack of).  Then they just drive like asshats and put other drivers on the road in danger.
  To the moron driving the red Dodge Neon SRT-4 who did a burnout on the red light next to me earlier and missed second gear (unexpectedly causing complete destruction of his clutch and halting all traffic)..... uh oh, does your car not start now?  Guess what, you fucking deserved it.  Now take your stupidity to the next level and get drunk and punch a cop in the face.  Seriously now.

  
  

  Silly ricers.

  
  

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  EDIT

  
  

  I had THE greatest outdoor run earlier this afternoon.  On the way home on my run, I got chased down by a dog for about a block.  Normally you would stop and stand still so the dog won't chase.... I, the genius, decided to go on a full-on sprint, with Cujo on hot pursuit snarling like it just saw the biggest piece of steak in its life.

  
  

  I should scream at the owners, but thanks to the dog, I shaved about a whole minute off my 3 mile run time.  Bravo!

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