February 2, 2007

• Having a physically attractive female professor is its biggest advantage itself-- I'll definately pay attention in class.  Maybe not to her ramblings, but I'll be paying attention nonetheless.

  
  

  Attending the first wednsday night $1.00 Beer Night at the local sleazepool-excuse-of-a-college-bar of the semester and forgetting how much you paid for beers that night is always another plus.  Hey, people gotta start somewhere to obtain the Lifetime Beer Gut.

  
  

  I also went back to my old old office yesterday to pick up a thumbdrive that I left behind, thankfully nobody bothered to check some of the shelves where I used to put all my crap in.  A few new staff were about, the old crew like Will and Jen were still there, Jen losing a ton of weight after childbirth.  They had to properly introduce the new staff to me-- whom I had bragging rights to say that I was referred to the title of "Legendary Scourge of the Network Security Department".  Also they figured out a face to the name of the person that punched out Roger, the upper management dweeb that I had a uh.... confrontation with.

  
  

  New Guy: You're *THE* Chris the Terrible?
  Me: Yes.
  N.G.: I thought you'd be a lot bigger.
  Me:  Hey fuck you, guy.  Will, punish him for me please.
  Will: Yes Ma'am.
  Me:  Yeah, fuck you too.

  
  

  We then sent him to the torture chamber in the basement where he was brutally whipped by a 70 year-old German lady in a dominatrix suit named Helga.  I'm telling you, I don't fuck around.

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  Staring down from the office.

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