November 1, 2006
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I had a new boss today, after all, yesterday was my original boss's promotion and i'm stuck with the new guy. Sure my old boss was a perky hardass, but at least I personally got along with her. This new guy is just a complete tool. In fact, he's a tool BOX. Oh hell, this guy might as well be Home Depot.
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Some people say dressing up on Halloween makes you look like a tool. Others say if you didn't dress up, it makes you look like a snoozefest that hates life. What if you dressed up and yet you still hate life? In fact, two days in a row.... how about that?
Yes, I was a pilot last friday, which is probably a very uncreative costume, considering how flight suits is pretty much what I wear to drill weekends anyway. Saturday I got to borrow a clock with a chain on it, and put on a tracksuit-- yes, I was Flava Flav. My lady-friend was a scantily-clad lady cop. Wow.
However, I disliked many of the costume-bearers over the weekend. Halloween means that any girl-- hot, ugly, fat, enormous, etc. could dress up like a slut. No originality comes to play, because as long as you add something like "naughty" or in front of the name-- Naughty Nurse. Naughty Schoolteacher. Naughty Secretary. Naughty Gynecologist. Whatever. Just say you're a street prostitute and it would make more sense to me. Because as a man, I really don't care.
I do care however, if some chick the size of Phobos should NOT be seen in a tight, Cheetah-skin jumpsuit that wraps around mountains of rolls on her side. Unless of course, she was posing as a Cheetah that just ate a fat human being, then yes.... maybe that is quite creative after all.
And good lord, I have SexyBack stuck in my head after they kept playing it at Padonia Station last night. Bastards are going to make me download that stupid song.
Comments (7)
dude, you might have looked like that dude from the TMobile commercials, you know who I'm talking about.
some girl wrote about how someone had a sexy Lobster costume. I'm betting a fatty tried to eat her, chasing her down with a stick of butter or something....
so yeah, there should be rules, dammit.
The girls who dress up like whores on halloween should be dragged out to the city gates and stoned. I LOVE halloween. Its the one time a year you can dress up and at like an ass and no one will care. I was going to go as a were-wolf thing again but I ended up staying home. Pooh on that. BTW our rifle detail sounded like a mix of popcron and synchronized-ness. It still rocked. Sorry about your friend
I love that I can dress up like a big slut and no one talks shit... in fact, I still have people talking about LAST year's costume. That's what I call leaving a lasting impression! haha Anyway, what I'm really here for is to BEG you not to d/l that horrific piece of crap some people refer to as a song (shudders). It's the most repetative POS I've EVER heard in my LIFE and I want to poke my ears with sharp pencils everytime it comes on the radio. HOW many times must they say "EEEYUP!" over......... and overrrrr......... in the song, seriously. Ok I'm done.
i'm not complaining about girls dressing trashy on halloween. man, it's been forever since i dressed up for halloween. i always thought it was kind of silly. i guess i'm a snoozefest that hates life.
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I couldn't agree more... the big girls really get in the way of me putting in very little effort into my costume and looking at all the scattered ass...
Imagine a Naughty Prostitute costume, I'm not sure what that would involve....
I gave in, I DLed the song, and there it sits on my pc mocking me and my manhood.
i've got one costume that seems to work all the time - its the drunk yellow guy that starts blathering and hitting on every girl without a tail - any costume with a tail sort of freaks me out - i dont know why
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