February 14, 2009
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Suck it, Cupid.
Just another friendly reminder of why I don’t like this holiday at all– I don’t believe in holidays that have the initials of ‘VD’.
If I see Cupid wander into my household, I’m turning his sorry ass into a cooked pigeon with multiple shotgun blasts. Then I’ll crucify his body in front of my girlfriend’s house if she asks why I’m in a pissy mood today.
So for the rest of you who buys into this holiday, I hope your date tonight gives you gonorrhea. Happy Clap hunting!
