May 21, 2008

  • Barfights? Never gets old.

    Seriously, worst barfight I've gotten into during my entire career, not to mention my whole life.  I always say that I'm probably too old to be doing any kind of juvenile shit like barfights-- but when you watch as your 45 year-old Gunny throw down the best of which I've never seen before.... well, you know you still have much to learn from the old wise Gunny.


    Well, they started it, we simply finished the fight and got them all arrested.


    Oh yeah.... have you ever seen anyone get tasered in real life?  I mean *in person*, not some Youtube shit.  A dude flopping on the ground either curled up in the fetal position screaming like a bitch, or flopping around doing the Funky Chicken while pissing their own pants.  HI-LA-RI-OUS, I tell you.


    I'm just saying, as long are you're not on the recieving end of the taser, behind bars, and having to explain yourself to your CO the next morning, I'd say you just survived another fun weekend and have another awesome story to tell.


    Except for that bruise on the back of my head.... that's just painful.

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