January 10, 2008

  • Six years of service...

    Six years since i signed that dotted line to serve Uncle Sam and deal with the lowest common denominator of dimwits as leaders.  But I chose not to sign out and good-bye to Uncle Sam-- "like holy shit why not dude I thought you wanted out reaaaal bad?!?".  I don't know, my buddy in my unit says I'm a masochist for doing so.  I mean, we all know that everyone just LOVES bending over for The Big Green Weenie, unlubed possibly 50% of the time we get fucked over.


    And whats that feeling when the Corps screws you over due to a shitty political climate and poor leadership most of the time?


    susprisebutsecks



    SurpriseButtsecks


    Semper Fi dude.  Don't ask don't tell?


    ....................


    I'm drilling through my last two years on contract into my IRR, and once thats done-- its over.  Unless someone could magically hand me a bachelors degree or something and a free ticket into Officers Candidate School I might stay in the military, but even with that I would just laugh, roll that piece of paper up and smoke it.  Then I'll double drop-kick that same person into a plate glass window.


    Thus, I will continue to stay in the reserves for a bit, continue my "Van Wilder" college program, which will almost take me the good part of the decade to graduate from school.  And yes, it is true that my weekly average blood alcohol content levels will be higher than my GPA. 

Comments (9)

  • man, i hope i can finish school within 5 years.  it's been a year and i only have 18 credits...damn non-credit courses.  i really hope i don't get recalled either.

  • .10 GPA, sound like mine when I dropped out

  • does your reserve work take up your time during the week?  this ignorant civilian doesn't really know much about how that works...

  • good luck dude! you'll miss it once you get out...

  • hey man, Redskins fans aren't bitter. Yeah I hate the state of PA too, even though my dads lives there, ahahaha. I have a feeling my unit's going to deploy soon man. We merged with Rations Co. at our unit to become Distribution Liason Company. They're shoving the training down our throats recently for the next 3 months.

  • (as Nelson from the Simpsons): Ha HA!
    I knew it, man. good for you, sort of. OCS isnt a bad option afterwards anyways...

    and your page is loading funny. Funny like your face. (couldnt resist)

  • whatever dude!
    you love the corps. The only Marines I interact with are the ones that have defected to us... and they all still have the love-hate relationship burgeoning inside them.

    cheers
    sgt jehgunnz

  • arrogant bastard

    It is 9+% alcohol, i am not surprised it made you sick

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