November 6, 2007

• No way...

  Steelers beat Ravens 38-7 loss.... ugh.  Just ugh.  I think playing with my genitals would have been more fun than watching my team get creamed.

  
  

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  On a semi-related note, I've noticed one thing out of people who play sports.  According to a study by the National Science foundation or something like that, American recreational preferences are as follows:

  
  

  1. The sport of choice for the unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
  2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
  3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers and military personnel is football.
  4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
  5. The sport of choice for middle-management is tennis.
  6. The sport of choice of upper level management, corporate officers and executives is golf.

  
  

  Conclusion:  The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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