October 30, 2007

• Naughty Crack Addict

  I think the most unoriginal costume of all time would simply be wearing your work clothes to a Halloween party.  Unless you tell them that you "borrowed" it from your "friend", then you can get away with it.  Kind of like your defense when you "borrowed" that gun from your uncle before you shot your next door neighbor that you never liked.  In my case, I won the award for most unoriginal costume-- yet everyone still liked it.  Only because its funny when they ask you something like:

  
  

  Girl:  Wow that costume looks like the real thing!
  Me:  Thats because it IS.

  
  

  ..............

  
  

  Of course, then you have girls who have every excuse to dress up as a ravishing dirty prostitute and add a "naughty" or "sexy" in front of their professions.  'Naughty' librarian.  'Sexy' Janitor.  'Naughty' Gynecologist.  'Sexy' Crack Addict.  We get the point; and to be honest, I like it.  May not be as original as it used to be, but its definately still a fan favorite from all the horny men buzzing over the costumed vixens like a bunch of vultures.

  
  

  Pictures of Halloween on Facebook.

  
  

  

  
  

  Please take note of the girl wearing the Dominatrix outfit.  That is my high school senior prom date from six years ago that was at the same party..... of course I didn't realize it until I got home and checked out the pictures.  I asked her the next day and she couldn't recognize me either, possibly because I gained 50 lbs, lost the embarrasing mullet, pocket protector, and the permanent fist buried in my face that belongs to the school bully.

  
  

  But the point is, just when I thought that girl couldn't get any hotter than before, I am surprised once again....  In my pants.  Did I say that out loud?  Why yes sir I have.

  
  

  Have I turned into a Facebook whore lately?  Why yes sir I have.

  
  

  Have I turned retarded?  Why yes sir I have.

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

   

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