October 4, 2007

  • Who the.....?

    Ever since the beginning of the semester, every once in a while I get approached by different people on campus that somehow know me from somewhere.  In most cases, they get the wrong guy, followed by stating that I looked like someone.  Its been going on for weeks now.  For example, today I had two girls come up to me asking me that I looked familiar and if I was in so-and-so's class.  I said 'no' and they go, "sorry, you looked exactly like some guy in my class last semester".  Another asked me if my name was Frank, and then, "sorry, you looked exactly like this guy Frank I met somewhere."

    So "Frank", whoever you are that is going around impersonating my dashing good looks and sexual semblance, I will find you and I will surgically sterilize your reproductive organs.  The only people I allow to be sexier than myself is another woman, and sometimes I'm not even that generous.

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    If you haven't already, find me on Facebook under 'Chris Feng' and let me know who you are too on xanga if I know you solely through this legendary contraption.

    Now, off to conduct expeditionary warfare doctrines against my bio notes, by refusing to study and watching TV instead.

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    EDIT

    It has been brought to my attention that there are over 50 different Chris Fengs on Facebook, which has pronounced my stolen identity even further.  Thus, if you're going to look me up, it might help if you know the exact city I live in when searching for my ugly mug.  Hint- I have it listed on my xanga page somewhere.

    Like, right there ------------->

Comments (5)

  • Hmm I looked for you and there are about fifty guys that are named Chris Feng, some with their photos as question marks. So yes there is a bigger scope to you being mistaken as someone else, and it's on faceook! Friend me! My name is Melanie Habel.

  • I've had that happen to me too. One girl looked so much like me, My ex husband  thought she was me. I had to walk down to where she worked to show him she was a different woman,lol

  • Who would want to be your friend on Facebook?

    Oh wait...

  • I KNOW A FEW FENGS IN ILLINOIS!!!  

  • hahah don't worry, this Frank fellow is only a fraction of your sexiness lol

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