September 10, 2007

  • Rough? Well, sure, why not.

    Its been a crazy last few days.


    First off, I dumped my girl.  She has a current track record of 2 weeks in a row of bailing out at the last possible second right before we promised to go out and spend time together.  I'm telling you, dating a flaky college-aged chick is probably the dumbest thing you could do next to playing with sharp objects an inch away from your crotch while dancing in oncoming interstate traffic.  The woman just pisses me off, and I refuse to pick up her phone calls.  I just told her she's on her own now, and I'm done.


    Secondly, I am now a Corporal of Marines.  One step down from my former rank of Sergeant.  Yes, I was busted down a rank yesterday first thing in the morning for this Reserve weekend.  On the flipside, I don't have to do shit anymore.  No responsibilities, nobody to babysit, I'm pretty much on my own program now and everyone leaves me alone.


    I can tell the reasons why both events happened in the same weekend, but I would not only have to kill you several hundred times over-- in fact I'll just have to forcefully rape you in the cornhole without using any lube whatsoever for several hours straight.  Don't believe me?  Ask and you shall receive.


    I rather you didn't ask though, I could save some energy to walk over to the fridge for another beer instead.


    .....


    However, with both events happening, I am no longer obligated to be responsible for anything or anyone anymore.  See?  Positive thinking.


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    EDIT


    Jesus Christ, I'm more concerned about losing a girl than losing a stripe, I don't give fuck about the Marine Corps enough to take it seriously anyway.  And I don't really give two horseshits about trying to concern myself with picking back up again, I only have 4 months left in the Corps.  Fuck them.


    But then again, I don't need any pity.  Like I said, my life is probably a little less stressful now that I don't have to be responsible.

Comments (10)

  • Since I already know from your previous post, I won't ask since I like my asshole in it's current size.

    All I can say is, oh well, shit happens. Sorry it happened to you.

  • why are you such an angry little man?

  • shoot! i'll drink to that man! i was due for e5 a while now...but cheers for reason to fuck up!! and i didn't go to drill this weekend ...lol..i am a POS soldier.

  • At least this happened to you in the Reserve, you guys got more space to play around and shit. If this happened active duty, you wouldn't be hearing the end of it...

  • positive thinking would be in order indeed...

  • Sorry to hear about that.  What would it take to get promoted back to E-5 again?  Hell, maybe your next promotion is to O-1 if you end up pursuing what you mentioned previously when we chatted.

  • u knew it was coming.

  • Flaky college-aged chicks are definitely NOT all their cracked up to be.. Smart move darlin..

    From where I'm standin, you're doing fine...

    Love ya,

    Angela

  • Wellllll if youre looking for anymore college flakes then we've got PLENTY!!!

  • Women fucking suck! Misogeny forever!

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