August 29, 2007

  • Fall semester

    School started this week, and officially the first day of fucking-with-the-freshmen.  Like whenever some lost kid asks me for directions to his/her class (which I am severely poor at), I always point towards some random object.


    Kid:  Where's Stevenson Hall?
    Me:  Right there [points]
    Kid:  uh... that's the generator shed
    Me:  Shut the hell up kid, don't argue with someone that's been here longer than you, ok?  You suck at life!
    Kid:  [Runs away crying]


    Later I figured out the best way to avoid being asked for directions is simply the age old effective "1000 Yard Stare".  Makes them cry every time.  Even makes myself cry when I do that to myself in the mirror.  Shit works like a charm.


    ............................


    I found out that I am the oldest person in two of my classes.  I'm supposed to feel like a dirty old man, but there's something to be said when you're staring down the shirt of the cute 18 year-old girl sitting next to you and you don't feel guilty at all.  Are you supposed to?  Of course not.


    Ok, Kristin just called me a pedophile over the phone.  I told her she's the idiot dating the pedophile.


    I was going to say "touche", but in the end, I'm still a dirty old pedophile.  I can't win.

Comments (7)

  • dude kidd. stop those evil mean stares. i remember, when i stared the crap out of you 9th grade highschool at bethany. BE NICE CHRISTOPHER FENG.

  • I remember attending the 1000 yard stare course in the military. works wonders...

  • Why do people dislike May-December relationships? I think they're really okay.

  • Lol, if they call you a ped, when I go to college(which I'm thinking of) they will call me a dinosaur^_^. Good luck in your classes.

  • Haha I love when they ask for directions, my campus is so big and it's guarantee that at least 2,000 kids will get completely lost for each new class. The best part is they stick out like sore thumbs while they are looking for things.

  • lol - thanks for making me laugh between my law school readings.  =)

  • I just choked on my drink.  lol.

    Don't be such a ninny, why pick on only freshmen?  I thought you were an equal opportunity bully, you should harrass EVERYONE.

    And if you're not going to cheat on Kristin, simply dump her and then you can revert back to Manwhore mode and take advantage of your situation right now.  18 IS legal, right?

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