August 27, 2007

• State Fair

  Going to the Maryland state fair and going on those high-speed spinny type rides while very hungover is never, I repeat, NEVER a good idea.  'Nuff said.

  
  

  

  
  

  Me and Ted gorging on the largest Turkey legs I've ever seen in my entire life.  For those of you who know my boundless apetite, you all know that I eat ALOT.  But for once, I couldn't finish that damn turkey leg, it was just too damn big.  And extremely greasy and salty, I had to chug an entire bottle of water after attempting to finish the turkey leg in fear of severe dehydration.

  
  

  However, I did manage to eat several more pit beef sandwiches following the turkey leg, while ironically watching the cows being paraded around in the barn in some beauty contest.  Yum!

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  There was a thing going on where a big mother pig was giving birth to little piglets, the little things were no bigger than your shoe.  I was afriad the announcer guy in the pen was going to step on the little crazies.

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Someone drew a caricature of myself, I must say everything is pretty down accurate except for the exaggeration of the chest and arm hairs.  As we all know, Chinamen have a full head of hair and nothing on their bodies-- something like having to shave my chest is something that I don't have to worry about anytime soon.

  
  

  I am also part Japanese, and for some odd reason, none of the Japanese genes of having full facial hair has ever grown on me yet.  Wierd.

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  PS-- you were there at the fair, Erika?  Sorry, I was way too hungover and hungry to notice anyone except for the food presented in front of my face that I was gratuitiously stuffing my face with for the entire three hour duration that I was there.  Welcome to Smalltimore.

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