July 16, 2007
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Can I get some lube please?
Due to an unfortunate event that transpired during my AT in Camp Pendleton, CA, there is a good possibility that I may be busted down to the rank of Corporal. I will not discuss the details of it, but lets just say I gave another Marine what he deserved in the form of a few fists..... and we'll leave it at just that. After the drill this past weekend, I found out that his command may be pressing charges against me.
Whatever. Go ahead and make me an E-4 again, it was my favorite rank anyway. I had no responsibilities back then, and at the same time I didn't have to mop floors and take out the garbage. I may have mentioned this before, but for any short-timing (single contract) Marines out there-- don't let yourself get promoted past Corporal. You're in a leadership position, yet you only have half the responsibilities. Especially if you're an E-4 in the airwing, people tend to just leave you alone and assume you know what you're doing without the need to babysit you. Unless of course, you're one of those habitual fuckups that your entire chain of command loves to keep tabs on you like a hawk.
So here I am, bent over the desk with a tub of KY jelly, waiting for the Corps to stick its green weenie up my butt. Again.
I got six months left, Marine Corps. So you better stick it in there real good this time, or you'll never get this chance again. Then when you're done, you can move on to the next good Marine and fuck him over too. It wouldn't be your first time anyway.
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Damn. I'm feeling the same way about the Marine Corps. I've had to sit and watch my husband be fucked over time and time again and on top of dealing with the grown adults who act like children in base housing...I've had about enough. The good thing is you only have six months more until "freedom".
How come you never have the KY ready for when i come over
8===D ~o~o (_(_
LOL! Dayum man, talk about justice. Usually here for fighting, they either don't do shit (libo risk) or they'd bust you down to Lance. I got a year and half left active duty and it's all here in Okinawa!
-Anthony
Well make sure they don't leave you a little souvenir in there bro. Whatever, the light's at the end of the tunnel, you can handle anything now.
shoot..if it was justified...he gets what he deserves...and e4 is the best rank evaR! i'd rather have the excuse to fuck up..than not to.
KY... You're dreamin man. Y'know it always comes with the Patriot's Choice PX brand crunchy Peanut butter.
Take care and I hope your time leaving flies.
Heh - how right you are...
what did you do this time chris?
And is it sad that a part of me doesn't want the hub to pick up Sgt. because he wont qualify for cheaper stuff like reduced dental and cheaper MC Ball tickets? Rediculous I know... did I mention I'm part jew? No seriously.
i'll remember that advice, thanks. but yeah, they always use the peanut butter... creamy if they're in a good mood. -___-
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