December 3, 2002

• What is a highway battle?

  
  

  In riceboy's terms:
  "an illegal race on the freeway, where two or more combatants do whatever it takes to come out on top. Cutting in traffic with sometimes 1-2 inches between themselves and the cars in front/behind them, driving in emergency lanes, etc.  All opponents tend to be skilled drivers and their cars are usually built to handle all the strain and abuse."
  
  If you`re thinking "Can I do this?"
  The answer is NO, you're a whore.  Quit driving your mom`s Toyota Camry real fast on the freeway and calling yourself a racer.  And learn how to drive for once, gahdammit.

  
  

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  Mood: dont make me rape your slow ass civic on the freeway

  
  

  Physical condition: hands on the wheel and shifter... feet on the gas... shit, why's that cop following me?

  • 12:59 am
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