February 27, 2008
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Slip of the tongue
You know when you're around your friends, you guys/girls can just joke around and say whatever you want (usually something profane) and they know you're either just kidding? So its totally fine to say it around your buddies but when saying the exact same thing to a total stranger would be kind of like.... wierd.
I was talking to this cute girl from my class on the way back to the parking lot and she asked me what I was going to do after I leave the campus. I don't know her that well, but somehow my mind decided to tell myself that she was one of my close friends-- this meaning that I would probably say something that is inappropriate.
"So," she says. "Whatcha doing later?" Her tone suggests an invitation of sorts, not hard to figure that one out.
And I go, "yeah the usual shit... go home and masturbate for a few hours and then kick my girlfriend in the teeth afterwards."
Uhhhhhh.......
Now if we were close friends, she would just go "ha ha ha, you're stupid Chris, no really what are you doing later..?" The response I got was pretty much the look of "what-the-fuck". Instead of correcting myself, I just started laughing hysterically like a loony bin inmate, followed by awkward silence.
"Uh yeah so I guess I'll see you on friday!" I had to escape the crime scene ASAP and left in the other direction in a hurry. Good job Chris, good one. Social ineptitude 1 -- Chris 0.
Comments (15)
you are my anti-hero, sir.
carry on.
she was probably so hot in the panties, she was tongue-tied. haha
Haha. This reminds me so much of me. Though I'm not THAT profane. But I do occasionally put the foot in the mouth.
good job... ::tries to contain laughter:: it sounded appropriate to me...?
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I think everything would have been fine, until the kick in the teeth.... haha, that was just too much...
lol poor chris that's one of your many charms
ryc: Haha I never thought of it that way...yea I guess smoking some ganja would help but that only lasts a few hours or less...and it's cold 24/7.
I wonder what that girl went and told her friends afterwards. She was probably one of those girls that can't take a joke. I'm sure if you would've mentioned something like that about her she would've cried. Way to go wifebeater.
The dorms were the best place I've lived at in my entire life. He has absolutely nothing to bitch about. I miss living in those cruddy hallways.
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I told a girl once that I was going to punch her in the ovaries because it was an anchorman line. She got up from the table and left and the next day I find out all her friends hated me.
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